Firestarter - Ian Hates Movies #97

May 18, 2022

Nick and Ian return to talk about another Stephen King adaptation, ‘Firestarter.’ Not only that, they compare the book and the original movie to this horrendous remake, haha. But, let’s not give everything away here, go take a listen to this fun show!

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By the way, this is a COMEDY SHOW, whether you think so or not, so calm TF down, hahaha.

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Also, check out the new off-the-cuff 30-minute podcast Ian does on a multitude of topics called Kiss The Ring. You can’t listen on any of those sites, just on the website (still free as always):

Kiss The Ring Podcast

The Suicide Squad - Ian Hates Movies #90

August 8, 2021

Ok, so the streak continues. Even THIS movie has Zack Snyder attached to it!

Ian and Nick talk about the new The Suicide Squad movie by James Gunn. Is it a sequel, remake, reboot…who knows? We apologize for the length of this show. It’s almost as long as the actual movie, but you won’t get an apology from Gunn for that, so…

I guarantee you, you won’t hear these takes on other shows.

Just have some fun and take a listen. It’s free and we don’t get paid! Hahaha.

Spotify 🤘 iTunes 🤘 Stitcher 🤘 Links

By the way, this is a COMEDY SHOW, whether you think so or not, so calm TF down, hahaha.

If you liked what you heard and want to hear more and see more, please support by following and sharing on these sites:

Facebook 🤘 Instagram 🤘 Twitter

Want to listen somewhere other than the website?

Subscribe on these sites:

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Halloween (2018) - Ian Hates Movies #83

October 27, 2018

Kelly is in Italy, so Ian went out and found the next best thing…ex-co-host of Ian Hates Music, Jackson! Listen in as the guys talk the new Halloween on a brand new Ian Hates Movies!

Was the new Halloween worth it?

Did it live up to the hype?

Why all the questions?

This Halloween was 40 years in the making, so of course the Ian Hates Movies on it needed time to come out as well. The best things in life take time…

Let’s fucking get to it!

Does Ian Hate Halloween (2018)…

If you go to iTunes and rate Ian Hates Movies 5 stars and leave a review, please let Ian know (using the links below) and Ian and Kelly will shout you out on the next show! It really helps so thank you.

Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes (Apple Music), Stitcher, Google Podcasts, SoundCloud, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Plus, please check out the new Patreon link and support the shows even more!

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All sound bites or clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!

Long days and pleasant nights.

Jason Pellegrini - Ian Hates Movies #76

November 13, 2017

Another first for Ian Hates Movies! It's time to transcend movies and music with special guest, author, Jason Pellegrini!

Jason Pellegrini is the award-winning author of The Replacement, Booth, and his new novella, The Cool Kids. This is a long-form conversation that covers Jason's background, TV (Buffy!), movies, and movie adaptations of books! Plus, even more. This is a lot of fun, so Ian knows you're going to enjoy it! Did I mention a lot of talk about Stephen King...

Also, in true Ian Hates Movies fashion, MANY SPOILERS AHEAD! But don't worry, it's all much older material, so you should be fine.

Does Ian Hate talking movie adaptations...

Don't forget to support Jason Pellegrini and check out his growing collection of works:

Thanks so much once again to Jason for coming on the show. Ian and Jason could have continued that conversation for a lot longer, so you know this isn't the last time you've heard Jason on Ian Hates Movies!

Besides the regular links, Ian Hates Shows now has a Patreon account! So, if you have the means, you can donate by clicking the link below:

Ian Hates Patreon

And, Ian wants to start putting episodes on the YouTube page, so click the link below to subscribe to the Ian Hates YouTube channel. Once a certain number is reached, the URL can be customized!

Ian Hates YouTube

Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below:

All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!

Long days and pleasant nights.

It (Part 2) - Ian Hates Movies #75

October 9, 2017

It took a while (hey, the Blu-ray isn't even out yet), but this is Part 2 of Ian Hates Movies talking IT! Though, it's not just that! It's also another combo with Ian Hates Music! That's right, the only man to ever do both shows, the great Grey Sorenson of Charlatan joins Ian Hates Movies once again!

Unlike Part 1 with Kelly, Ian and Grey will not only talk about the new IT movie and the 90s' TV miniseries, they will also dive deep into the depths of the book known to ruin clowns for many a child by Stephen King (of course)! So, that means book spoilers! Be prepared and listen in as Ian and Grey go off on so many tangents you won't believe your ears!

You're really going to enjoy this, so what are you still doing reading? Click that button and start the show! Show Pennywise what you can handle!

Does Ian Hate IT...Part 2...

And, don't forget to support Grey Sorenson and Charlatan! Their awesome album 'Remarkable' came out in April and it's on Ian's list for best of 2017! Click the links below to support the guys!

Thanks so much once again to Grey Sorenson of Charlatan for coming on Ian Hates Movies for the second time! What movie should the guys do next?

Besides the regular links, Ian Hates Shows now has a Patreon account! So, if you have the means, you can donate by clicking the link below:

Ian Hates Patreon

And, Ian wants to start putting episodes on the YouTube page, so click the link below to subscribe to the Ian Hates YouTube channel. Once a certain number is reached, the URL can be customized!

Ian Hates YouTube

Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below:

All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!

Long days and pleasant nights.

It (Part 1) - Ian Hates Movies #74

September 27, 2017

This is not only Part 1 of the new IT movie in 2017 (Part 2 coming in 2019), it's also Part 1 for Ian Hates Movies talking Stephen King's IT! In th episode, Ian and Kelly talk about IT and the miniseries from the 90's!

If you haven't seen IT yet, I'd be surprised. It killed (like that?) box office expectations and murdered (get it?) a bunch of box office records. Ian and Kelly dive deep into the new movie and the made for TV miniseries. There will be no book spoilers in this episode! Keep that in mind.

Like I mentioned before this is Part 1 because there's going to be another all-new Ian Hates Movies on IT with Grey Sorenson of the band Charlatan for Part 2! In this episode, Ian and Grey will talk the new movie and the miniseries compared to the book! Stay tuned for Part 2!

Until then, let's get to Part 1 of Ian Hates Movies!

P.S. - Please forgive Ian once again. He just had oral surgery and recovery is on-going.

Does Ian Hate IT...

Besides the regular links, Ian Hates Shows now has a Patreon account! So, if you have the means, you can donate by clicking the link below:

Ian Hates Patreon

And, Ian wants to start putting episodes on the YouTube page, so click the link below to subscribe to the Ian Hates YouTube channel. Once a certain number is reached, the URL can be customized!

Ian Hates YouTube

Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below:

All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!

Long days and pleasant nights.

The Dark Tower - Ian Hates Movies #72 Part 1

August 16, 2017

It seems like forever since the last Ian Hates Movies, but never fear, this is going to be a special one. For the first time ever, a past Ian Hates Music guest crosses over to Ian Hates Movies! That's right, Grey Sorenson, the lead vocalist of Charlatan joins Ian to talk everything The Dark Tower and Ian Hates Movies and Music tangents of course!

WARNING! The Dark Tower book series is Ian's favorite and one of Grey's favorites as well. So for this special episode, Ian and Grey will not only do movie spoilers, they will also do BOOK spoilers. If you haven't read The Dark Tower series by Stephen King and want to, this is not the episode you should listen to. There will be a Part 2 of this episode where Ian and Kelly will only talk movie spoilers!

Ian knows you're going to love this episode, so get your favorite billy-bumbler, grab the jawbone of a demon, and enjoy! Thankee-sai!

Does Ian Hate The Dark Tower...

Follow the links below to support Grey and Charlatan:

Thanks so much once again to Grey Sorenson of Charlatan for coming on Ian Hates Movies this time! Great guy and great music! Look out for IT when it comes out in September too. Ian and Grey will do another great episode on that as well!

Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below:

All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!

Long days and pleasant nights.

The Belko Experiment - Ian Hates Movies #64

March 21, 2017

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

PLEASE DO NOT SEE THE BELKO EXPERIMENT.

Ian and Kelly are not using reverse psychology on you and they've never done this before, but they don't want you to waste your time and money on The Belko Experiment. Don't be rubes like James Gunn and Blumhouse want you to be! Leave it to Ian and Kelly to see the terrible movies and you get to listen to the awesome, FREE, Ian Hates Movies episode! Isn't that better?

Normally, people may see the movie before listening to a specific episode of Ian Hates Movies. Ian and Kelly are aware of this of course. But, for The Belko Experiment, please just don't. Just listen to the episode. It's more intelligent, funnier, and it won't insult you as a human being (well maybe sometimes, haha).

Just listen in and hear what Ian and Kelly mean. If you've seen Battle Royale, Hunger Games, or Office Space, you'll understand soon enough.

Does Ian Hate The Belko Experiment...YES!

P.S. - There's a mechanical demon that has possessed Kelly's mic for random parts of this episode! Pay it no mind and they're sure they'll EXERCISE THE DEMON! Get it...

Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below:

All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!

Long days and pleasant nights.

1408 - Ian Hates Movies #39

September 27, 2016

We've only just begun...

If you didn't get that, you certainly will when you listen to this volume of Ian Hates Movies! Ian and Kelly kill this one...literally! Finally, it's a good Stephen King adaptation! And, fun fact, it's the second Stephen King adaptation starring John Cusack and Sam Jackson Ian and Kelly have discussed. We won't talk about the one again...but you can figure it out by going through the archives, haha. 1408 also has one of Ian's favorite horror movie scenes of all time! So knuckle up because this is going to be a fun one! Does Ian Hate 1408...

Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps!

All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!

Long days and pleasant nights.

ian HATES movies

Kelly is in Italy, so Ian went out and found the next best thing…ex-co-host of Ian Hates Music, Jackson! Listen in as the guys talk the new Halloween on a brand new Ian Hates Movies!

Was the new Halloween worth it?

Did it live up to the hype?

Why all the questions?

This Halloween was 40 years in the making, so of course the Ian Hates Movies on it needed time to come out as well. The best things in life take time…

Let’s fucking get to it!

Does Ian Hate Halloween (2018)…

If you go to iTunes and rate Ian Hates Movies 5 stars and leave a review, please let Ian know (using the links below) and Ian and Kelly will shout you out on the next show! It really helps so thank you.

Another first for Ian Hates Movies! It's time to transcend movies and music with special guest, author, Jason Pellegrini!

Also, in true Ian Hates Movies fashion, MANY SPOILERS AHEAD! But don't worry, it's all much older material, so you should be fine.

Does Ian Hate talking movie adaptations...

Don't forget to support Jason Pellegrini and check out his growing collection of works:

Thanks so much once again to Jason for coming on the show. Ian and Jason could have continued that conversation for a lot longer, so you know this isn't the last time you've heard Jason on Ian Hates Movies!

You're really going to enjoy this, so what are you still doing reading? Click that button and start the show! Show Pennywise what you can handle!

Does Ian Hate IT...Part 2...

And, don't forget to support Grey Sorenson and Charlatan! Their awesome album 'Remarkable' came out in April and it's on Ian's list for best of 2017! Click the links below to support the guys!

Thanks so much once again to Grey Sorenson of Charlatan for coming on Ian Hates Movies for the second time! What movie should the guys do next?

This is not only Part 1 of the new IT movie in 2017 (Part 2 coming in 2019), it's also Part 1 for Ian Hates Movies talking Stephen King's IT! In th episode, Ian and Kelly talk about IT and the miniseries from the 90's!

If you haven't seen IT yet, I'd be surprised. It killed (like that?) box office expectations and murdered (get it?) a bunch of box office records. Ian and Kelly dive deep into the new movie and the made for TV miniseries. There will be no book spoilers in this episode! Keep that in mind.

Like I mentioned before this is Part 1 because there's going to be another all-new Ian Hates Movies on IT with Grey Sorenson of the band Charlatan for Part 2! In this episode, Ian and Grey will talk the new movie and the miniseries compared to the book! Stay tuned for Part 2!

Until then, let's get to Part 1 of Ian Hates Movies!

Does Ian Hate IT...

Ian knows you're going to love this episode, so get your favorite billy-bumbler, grab the jawbone of a demon, and enjoy! Thankee-sai!

Does Ian Hate The Dark Tower...

Follow the links below to support Grey and Charlatan:

Thanks so much once again to Grey Sorenson of Charlatan for coming on Ian Hates Movies this time! Great guy and great music! Look out for IT when it comes out in September too. Ian and Grey will do another great episode on that as well!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

PLEASE DO NOT SEE THE BELKO EXPERIMENT.

Just listen in and hear what Ian and Kelly mean. If you've seen Battle Royale, Hunger Games, or Office Space, you'll understand soon enough.

Does Ian Hate The Belko Experiment...YES!