The First Purge - Ian Hates Movies #82

Well, they did the other Purge movies, so I guess they have to do this one too…in this episode of Ian Hates Movies, Ian and Kelly talk The First Purge…

That intro doesn’t sound exciting does it? Well, that’s because The First Purge is a lazy cash grab for the corporate fat cats over at Blumhouse. But, you’ll get a lot of entertainment in this episode by listening to Ian and Kelly rip it apart and tell Blumhouse how it should have been done.

Let’s not give away everything though, get ready to laugh…

Does Ian Hate The First Purge…Yes…

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Get Out - Ian Hates Movies #70

Ian and Kelly never got to see the "horror"/mystery/thriller Get Out when it was in theaters, so since it just came out on DVD, the guys jumped at the chance to take a look on this week's episode of Ian Hates Movies!

Have you seen the Rotten Tomatoes score? Did Get Out live up to the hype, or is just another Blumhouse cash grab? Listen in to Ian and Kelly and see what they think.

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Don't Breathe - Ian Hates Movies #68

It's horror movie time as Ian and Kelly talk Don't Breathe on this episode of Ian Hates Movies!

Did Ian and Kelly survive this modern home invasion horror movie with a twist? What would they have done? Did the movie go too far? Too shocking? Don't know why these questions are being asked? Listen to the episode!

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The Belko Experiment - Ian Hates Movies #64

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

PLEASE DO NOT SEE THE BELKO EXPERIMENT.

Ian and Kelly are not using reverse psychology on you and they've never done this before, but they don't want you to waste your time and money on The Belko Experiment. Don't be rubes like James Gunn and Blumhouse want you to be! Leave it to Ian and Kelly to see the terrible movies and you get to listen to the awesome, FREE, Ian Hates Movies episode! Isn't that better?

Normally, people may see the movie before listening to a specific episode of Ian Hates Movies. Ian and Kelly are aware of this of course. But, for The Belko Experiment, please just don't. Just listen to the episode. It's more intelligent, funnier, and it won't insult you as a human being (well maybe sometimes, haha).

Just listen in and hear what Ian and Kelly mean. If you've seen Battle Royale, Hunger Games, or Office Space, you'll understand soon enough.

Does Ian Hate The Belko Experiment...YES!

P.S. - There's a mechanical demon that has possessed Kelly's mic for random parts of this episode! Pay it no mind and they're sure they'll EXERCISE THE DEMON! Get it... 

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10 Cloverfield Lane - Ian Hates Movies #63

Ian and Kelly broke their theater streak but still got a good movie in this week. On this episode of Ian Hates Movies, they talk the next installment of the J.J. Abrams' Cloverfield universe, 10 Cloverfield Lane!

This psychological thriller/alien invasion movie 10 Cloverfield Lane stars John Goodman and one of the loves of Ian's life, Mary Elizabeth Winstead!

Let's get to 10 Cloverfield Lane already! You're gonna need to talk about this before the next one comes out!

P.S. - Ian is sick again! Damn the winter! He apologizes if his voice waivers from time to time.

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Fifty Shades Darker - Ian Hates Movies #60

Welcome everyone to your make-up Valentine's Day! That's right, it's time for Fifty Shades Darker time...

Ian is suffering from some unknown illness, could it be allergies...or the movie itself...it's a mystery! Not really...

This may actually be the shortest Ian Hates Movies of all time, so even if you have no desire to see Fifty Shades Darker or talk about it, never you worry! Neither do Ian or Kelly obviously! Listen in as villainous villains are set up for the "exciting" conclusion coming next year! Does Ana get everything she wants? Is Christian a SADIST?!?!?!? The answers are 'yes' and 'yes', but you should still listen anyways, haha.

Does Ian Hate Fifty Shades Darker...

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It Follows - Ian Hates Movies #56

Watch out! What's that behind you?!?!?!? Oh no worries, it's just Ian Hates Movies! It's not a monster slowly following you to kill you in a horrendous way...or is it? Who did you have sex with? You better check! Scary stuff man...also this is going to be another NSFW episode, though, do I really have to say that at this point?

Anyway...Ian and Kelly are continuing their trend of great relationship movies! Hahaha. This week it's the awesome horror movie from 2014, It Follows! Listen in as Ian and Kelly talk about their theories on the film and a bunch of sexual explicit content! Haha, is that their new thing now? You'll have to listen to find out!

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Odd Thomas - Ian Hates Movies #41

Ian welcomes special guest Mandy to the show to discuss the Dean Koontz film adaptation of Odd Thomas! Never you guys fear though, Kelly should be back next week! Odd Thomas continues the September and October theme of horror/mystery/thrillers as Odd helps ghosts with unfinished business and dodges Bodachs! What are Bodachs? Listen to the show of course! Ok, enough giving stuff away here. Tangents galore coming at ya! Does Ian Hate Odd Thomas...

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1408 - Ian Hates Movies #39

We've only just begun...

If you didn't get that, you certainly will when you listen to this volume of Ian Hates Movies! Ian and Kelly kill this one...literally! Finally, it's a good Stephen King adaptation! And, fun fact, it's the second Stephen King adaptation starring John Cusack and Sam Jackson Ian and Kelly have discussed. We won't talk about the one again...but you can figure it out by going through the archives, haha. 1408 also has one of Ian's favorite horror movie scenes of all time! So knuckle up because this is going to be a fun one! Does Ian Hate 1408...

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