Fear Street Trilogy - Ian Hates Movies #92

You wanted more Halloween/Horror movie talk, and now you got it! Ian and Nick dive into the recent Fear Street Trilogy but don’t worry, it’s not a six-hour show going scene by scene, haha. Instead, the guys just talk about all three movies and have a lot of fun doing it.

Oh, also, Ian is sick, so this is probably the most imperfect Ian Hates Movies episode, but they’re just having fun anyway.

Listen in if you dare. You’re in for a scare…Wait, that’s Goosebumps. Nevermind…

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The First Purge - Ian Hates Movies #82

Well, they did the other Purge movies, so I guess they have to do this one too…in this episode of Ian Hates Movies, Ian and Kelly talk The First Purge…

That intro doesn’t sound exciting does it? Well, that’s because The First Purge is a lazy cash grab for the corporate fat cats over at Blumhouse. But, you’ll get a lot of entertainment in this episode by listening to Ian and Kelly rip it apart and tell Blumhouse how it should have been done.

Let’s not give away everything though, get ready to laugh…

Does Ian Hate The First Purge…Yes…

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It (Part 1) - Ian Hates Movies #74

This is not only Part 1 of the new IT movie in 2017 (Part 2 coming in 2019), it's also Part 1 for Ian Hates Movies talking Stephen King's IT! In th episode, Ian and Kelly talk about IT and the miniseries from the 90's!    

If you haven't seen IT yet, I'd be surprised. It killed (like that?) box office expectations and murdered (get it?) a bunch of box office records. Ian and Kelly dive deep into the new movie and the made for TV miniseries. There will be no book spoilers in this episode! Keep that in mind.

Like I mentioned before this is Part 1 because there's going to be another all-new Ian Hates Movies on IT with Grey Sorenson of the band Charlatan for Part 2! In this episode, Ian and Grey will talk the new movie and the miniseries compared to the book! Stay tuned for Part 2!

Until then, let's get to Part 1 of Ian Hates Movies! 

P.S. - Please forgive Ian once again. He just had oral surgery and recovery is on-going. 

Does Ian Hate IT...

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Get Out - Ian Hates Movies #70

Ian and Kelly never got to see the "horror"/mystery/thriller Get Out when it was in theaters, so since it just came out on DVD, the guys jumped at the chance to take a look on this week's episode of Ian Hates Movies!

Have you seen the Rotten Tomatoes score? Did Get Out live up to the hype, or is just another Blumhouse cash grab? Listen in to Ian and Kelly and see what they think.

Does Ian Hate Get Out...

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Fifty Shades Darker - Ian Hates Movies #60

Welcome everyone to your make-up Valentine's Day! That's right, it's time for Fifty Shades Darker time...

Ian is suffering from some unknown illness, could it be allergies...or the movie itself...it's a mystery! Not really...

This may actually be the shortest Ian Hates Movies of all time, so even if you have no desire to see Fifty Shades Darker or talk about it, never you worry! Neither do Ian or Kelly obviously! Listen in as villainous villains are set up for the "exciting" conclusion coming next year! Does Ana get everything she wants? Is Christian a SADIST?!?!?!? The answers are 'yes' and 'yes', but you should still listen anyways, haha.

Does Ian Hate Fifty Shades Darker...

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Fifty Shades of Grey - Ian Hates Movies #59

This brings everything full circle with Fifty Shades of Grey. Grey, was one of the first written reviews that Ian Hates ever did. But, this episode certainly isn't a rehash of old material!

The original plan for the Ian Hates Movies Valentine's Day Special, was to talk Fifty Shades Darker. But, the massive snow storm in the northeast ruined those plans...much like many a Valentine's Day plan! Am I right? Am I right?

So, Kelly watched Fifty Shades of Grey AGAIN! Crazy right? And she brings her unique perspective to the topics covered in this terrible, but pretty humorous movie! You're going to enjoy all the personal stories and resulting comedy that comes from this NSFW episode of Ian Hates Movies!

Does Ian Hate Fifty Shades of Grey... 

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P.S. - Ian apologizes for how his voice reacts to the cold and snow sometimes. Hopefully it'll be all better soon!

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Teeth - Ian Hates Movies #57

Finally! A movie Ian is actually afraid of. If you've never heard of the movie 'Teeth', then maybe you don't understand, but if you listen, you soon will. But, turns out this is Kelly's favorite movie...In fact, she even says she'd want this as her superpower! That's fucked up! You just have to listen to understand how fucked up it really is. Continue your Ian Hates Movies experience with their continued Valentine's Day fucked up movies about sex and relationship romp with 'Teeth'!

Does Ian Hate Teeth...

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It Follows - Ian Hates Movies #56

Watch out! What's that behind you?!?!?!? Oh no worries, it's just Ian Hates Movies! It's not a monster slowly following you to kill you in a horrendous way...or is it? Who did you have sex with? You better check! Scary stuff man...also this is going to be another NSFW episode, though, do I really have to say that at this point?

Anyway...Ian and Kelly are continuing their trend of great relationship movies! Hahaha. This week it's the awesome horror movie from 2014, It Follows! Listen in as Ian and Kelly talk about their theories on the film and a bunch of sexual explicit content! Haha, is that their new thing now? You'll have to listen to find out!

Does Ian Hate It Follows...

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Christopher Nolan's Batman Trilogy - Ian Hates Movies #54 - The Anniversary Show

It's the first anniversary of Ian Hates Movies! Ian, Kelly, and special guest Mandy, are celebrating by talking about some movies that they've teased on the show, almost from the beginning! That's right...Forest Gump...No, no, no...that's coming sometime later, haha. No, this time they're talking about the Christopher Nolan Batman Trilogy! That includes:

Batman: Begins

Batman: The Dark Knight

Batman: The Dark Knight Rises

Wow, can you believe it?!?! That also doesn't include some anniversary chatter and the trademark tangents you've come to know and love!

Enough typing and reading, just listen!

Does Ian Hate Batman...

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