Day Shift - Ian Hates Movies #98

Nick and Ian return to talk about more nails in the coffin that is Netflix! This time, it’s the Jamie Foxx vehicle, ‘Day Shift’! Let’s just say there are a lot of “sighs” throughout the show. Nick actually does it so much, sometimes the mic doesn’t pick them up! Hahaha. Just listen in. You’ll have fun.

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Firestarter - Ian Hates Movies #97

Nick and Ian return to talk about another Stephen King adaptation, ‘Firestarter.’ Not only that, they compare the book and the original movie to this horrendous remake, haha. But, let’s not give everything away here, go take a listen to this fun show!

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Pump Up The Volume - Ian Hates Movies #95

It’s another chance to hear Ian rant about one of his all-time favorite movies! Can Nick derail his love? Find out in this brand new episode of Ian Hates Movies!

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Scream 5 - Ian Hates Movies #94

This was inevitable. It's Ian's favorite horror movie franchise, but does it stand up to the others? There's no reason to spoil anything here because all the spoilers are in the episode! So why don't you take a listen, and I'll be right back…

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The Matrix Resurrections - Ian Hates Movies #93

That’s the last time you’ll hear us say “Resurrections,” since this movie is absolute REGURGITATION. Is it the worst movie Nick and Ian have watched in 2021? You’ll have to listen to find out!

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Fear Street Trilogy - Ian Hates Movies #92

You wanted more Halloween/Horror movie talk, and now you got it! Ian and Nick dive into the recent Fear Street Trilogy but don’t worry, it’s not a six-hour show going scene by scene, haha. Instead, the guys just talk about all three movies and have a lot of fun doing it.

Oh, also, Ian is sick, so this is probably the most imperfect Ian Hates Movies episode, but they’re just having fun anyway.

Listen in if you dare. You’re in for a scare…Wait, that’s Goosebumps. Nevermind…

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A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors - Ian Hates Movies #91

WE BROKE THE STREAK! THIS MOVIE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ZACK SNYDER OR DC!

Ian and Nick go back in time to one of Ian’s favorite horror movies, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors! Why does Ian like a third sequel so much and does Nick agree? Listen and find out.

Have some fun with this blast from the past (not the movie, the phrase)…

Just have some fun and take a listen. It’s free and we don’t get paid! Hahaha.

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The Suicide Squad - Ian Hates Movies #90

Ok, so the streak continues. Even THIS movie has Zack Snyder attached to it!

Ian and Nick talk about the new The Suicide Squad movie by James Gunn. Is it a sequel, remake, reboot…who knows? We apologize for the length of this show. It’s almost as long as the actual movie, but you won’t get an apology from Gunn for that, so…

I guarantee you, you won’t hear these takes on other shows.

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Black Widow - Ian Hates Movies #89

It looks like Ian Hates Movies is now dedicated to comic book movies and anything associated with Zack Snyder…

FINALLY, though, we get the Black Widow movie no one asked for until people told us we should be asking for it, nay, DEMANDING IT AND IT’S FINALLY HERE! Does it live up to the hype generated by the constant delays, articles about how terribly Black Widow was portrayed in the other Marvel movies, or that it’s the first movie in MARVEL’S PHASE 4?!?!?!?!

You’ll hear that answer and many more if you just listen below…

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Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead - Ian Hates Movies #88

It’s a first for Ian Hates Movies as Ian and Nick do a LIVE commentary track for the new Zack Snyder joint, Army of the Dead! This is off the cuff and covers the entire movie, with instructions of when to start the movie on Netflix and everything. Let us know if you like this format, and we might do it more in the future. Remember, since it’s a commentary track, there are spots where there’s no talking. This isn’t a “normal” Ian Hates Movies episode. I hope you enjoy it more than the actual movie!

WE LOVE ZACK SNYDER!!!!!!

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Zack Snyder's Justice League - Ian Hates Movies #87

Zack Snyder’s Justice League is a terrible movie and you should never watch it. We did so you don't have to, so just listen to the show below. Trust me, we did it for your own good. Think this is a shitty description? I do not care, I won’t spend any more time on this garbage movie, hahaha. Listen below to the only fun you’ll ever squeeze from the garbage water that is Justice League…

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Wonder Woman 1984 - Ian Hates Movies #86

The reboot that no one was calling for is finally here! After about a year and a half hiatus, Ian Hates Movies has returned! The only movie that could wake its much-needed slumber was, of course, Wonder Woman 1984! Listen as Ian and special guest host Nick, dissect everything wrong in this tired DC sequel. Enough talk here, this is a long show, hahaha. If you don’t want to listen on the site, listen here:

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Bohemian Rhapsody - Ian Hates Movies #84

Time to talk about the biggest movie this week, Bohemian Rhapsody, on this new episode of Ian Hates Movies!

Ian and Kelly are at it again, but is it possible they’re on opposite sides this time…

Was Bohemian Rhapsody a biopic of Freddie Mercury or Queen?

Was Queen’s timeline correct?

Did they really use CGI for the Live Aid footage?

All these questions and so much more answered on the new episode of Ian Hates Movies once you hit that ‘Play’ button…

Does Ian Hate Bohemian Rhapsody…

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Halloween (2018) - Ian Hates Movies #83

Kelly is in Italy, so Ian went out and found the next best thing…ex-co-host of Ian Hates Music, Jackson! Listen in as the guys talk the new Halloween on a brand new Ian Hates Movies!

Was the new Halloween worth it?

Did it live up to the hype?

Why all the questions?

This Halloween was 40 years in the making, so of course the Ian Hates Movies on it needed time to come out as well. The best things in life take time…

Let’s fucking get to it!

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Spider-Man: Homecoming and Thor: Ragnarok - Ian Hates Movies #77

Ian and Kelly are back to be fangirls of Marvel! That's right! DC sucks and it's time to talk about good comic book movies! In this episode, Ian and Kelly talk Spider-Man: Homecoming and Thor: Ragnarok, PLUS, this is the first time Kelly is in charge of editing! How did she do...    

Let's reiterate first though...It's Marvel time! For this episode, that means you get a double feature of movies Ian and Kelly saw and didn't get a chance to talk about! Does Kelly continue the trend of hating all the movies Ian chooses? Even recent Marvel movies? Listen in and find out!

Does Ian Hate Spider-Man: Homecoming and Thor: Ragnarok...

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It (Part 2) - Ian Hates Movies #75

It took a while (hey, the Blu-ray isn't even out yet), but this is Part 2 of Ian Hates Movies talking IT! Though, it's not just that! It's also another combo with Ian Hates Music! That's right, the only man to ever do both shows, the great Grey Sorenson of Charlatan joins Ian Hates Movies once again! 

Unlike Part 1 with Kelly, Ian and Grey will not only talk about the new IT movie and the 90s' TV miniseries, they will also dive deep into the depths of the book known to ruin clowns for many a child by Stephen King (of course)! So, that means book spoilers! Be prepared and listen in as Ian and Grey go off on so many tangents you won't believe your ears! 

You're really going to enjoy this, so what are you still doing reading? Click that button and start the show! Show Pennywise what you can handle!

Does Ian Hate IT...Part 2...

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Don't Breathe - Ian Hates Movies #68

It's horror movie time as Ian and Kelly talk Don't Breathe on this episode of Ian Hates Movies!

Did Ian and Kelly survive this modern home invasion horror movie with a twist? What would they have done? Did the movie go too far? Too shocking? Don't know why these questions are being asked? Listen to the episode!

Does Ian Hate Don't Breathe...

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10 Cloverfield Lane - Ian Hates Movies #63

Ian and Kelly broke their theater streak but still got a good movie in this week. On this episode of Ian Hates Movies, they talk the next installment of the J.J. Abrams' Cloverfield universe, 10 Cloverfield Lane!

This psychological thriller/alien invasion movie 10 Cloverfield Lane stars John Goodman and one of the loves of Ian's life, Mary Elizabeth Winstead!

Let's get to 10 Cloverfield Lane already! You're gonna need to talk about this before the next one comes out!

P.S. - Ian is sick again! Damn the winter! He apologizes if his voice waivers from time to time.

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Logan - Ian Hates Movies #62

Three weeks in a row Ian and Kelly have gone to the theaters to see movies. That's gotta be a record! In this week's episode of Ian Hates Movies, Ian and Kelly talk the new FOX/Marvel superhero movie Logan starring Mr. Wolverine, Hugh Jackman!

Is this the best superhero movie so far? Is it the saddest? The most realistic maybe? Tune in to see what Ian and Kelly have to say about the newest chapter in Wolverine's movie career.

Enough talk, listen to the new episode of Ian Hates Movies on Logan and hear Ian get all choked up and show emotion!

P.S. - Ian might be getting sick again and it can be heard slightly in his voice, stupid cold weather! Anyone want to pay him to move to Texas already? Any jobs available?

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Fifty Shades Darker - Ian Hates Movies #60

Welcome everyone to your make-up Valentine's Day! That's right, it's time for Fifty Shades Darker time...

Ian is suffering from some unknown illness, could it be allergies...or the movie itself...it's a mystery! Not really...

This may actually be the shortest Ian Hates Movies of all time, so even if you have no desire to see Fifty Shades Darker or talk about it, never you worry! Neither do Ian or Kelly obviously! Listen in as villainous villains are set up for the "exciting" conclusion coming next year! Does Ana get everything she wants? Is Christian a SADIST?!?!?!? The answers are 'yes' and 'yes', but you should still listen anyways, haha.

Does Ian Hate Fifty Shades Darker...

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