Halloween Ends and Hellraiser (2022) - Ian Hates Movies #99

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

It’s a special double-episode of Ian Hates Movies where Nick and Ian talk about the end (probably not) of the Halloween franchise, Halloween Ends AND the new reimagining of the Hellraiser series, Hellraiser (on Hulu). Why limit yourself to talking about one bad movie when you can do it some more on the same episode!?!?!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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Firestarter - Ian Hates Movies #97

Nick and Ian return to talk about another Stephen King adaptation, ‘Firestarter.’ Not only that, they compare the book and the original movie to this horrendous remake, haha. But, let’s not give everything away here, go take a listen to this fun show!

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Train To Busan - Ian Hates Movies #96

It’s been a while, but on this episode, Ian is joined by Chay Parker (his interwebs buddy) to discuss a movie they both enjoy, Train To Busan! Listen in as the guys discuss talking about films on social media, zombie movies, and a complete dissection of Train To Busan. See, I didn’t go for the zombie puns there at all!

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Scream 5 - Ian Hates Movies #94

This was inevitable. It's Ian's favorite horror movie franchise, but does it stand up to the others? There's no reason to spoil anything here because all the spoilers are in the episode! So why don't you take a listen, and I'll be right back…

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Fear Street Trilogy - Ian Hates Movies #92

You wanted more Halloween/Horror movie talk, and now you got it! Ian and Nick dive into the recent Fear Street Trilogy but don’t worry, it’s not a six-hour show going scene by scene, haha. Instead, the guys just talk about all three movies and have a lot of fun doing it.

Oh, also, Ian is sick, so this is probably the most imperfect Ian Hates Movies episode, but they’re just having fun anyway.

Listen in if you dare. You’re in for a scare…Wait, that’s Goosebumps. Nevermind…

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A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors - Ian Hates Movies #91

WE BROKE THE STREAK! THIS MOVIE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ZACK SNYDER OR DC!

Ian and Nick go back in time to one of Ian’s favorite horror movies, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors! Why does Ian like a third sequel so much and does Nick agree? Listen and find out.

Have some fun with this blast from the past (not the movie, the phrase)…

Just have some fun and take a listen. It’s free and we don’t get paid! Hahaha.

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Halloween (2018) - Ian Hates Movies #83

Kelly is in Italy, so Ian went out and found the next best thing…ex-co-host of Ian Hates Music, Jackson! Listen in as the guys talk the new Halloween on a brand new Ian Hates Movies!

Was the new Halloween worth it?

Did it live up to the hype?

Why all the questions?

This Halloween was 40 years in the making, so of course the Ian Hates Movies on it needed time to come out as well. The best things in life take time…

Let’s fucking get to it!

Does Ian Hate Halloween (2018)…

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Long days and pleasant nights.

The First Purge - Ian Hates Movies #82

Well, they did the other Purge movies, so I guess they have to do this one too…in this episode of Ian Hates Movies, Ian and Kelly talk The First Purge…

That intro doesn’t sound exciting does it? Well, that’s because The First Purge is a lazy cash grab for the corporate fat cats over at Blumhouse. But, you’ll get a lot of entertainment in this episode by listening to Ian and Kelly rip it apart and tell Blumhouse how it should have been done.

Let’s not give away everything though, get ready to laugh…

Does Ian Hate The First Purge…Yes…

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It (Part 1) - Ian Hates Movies #74

This is not only Part 1 of the new IT movie in 2017 (Part 2 coming in 2019), it's also Part 1 for Ian Hates Movies talking Stephen King's IT! In th episode, Ian and Kelly talk about IT and the miniseries from the 90's!    

If you haven't seen IT yet, I'd be surprised. It killed (like that?) box office expectations and murdered (get it?) a bunch of box office records. Ian and Kelly dive deep into the new movie and the made for TV miniseries. There will be no book spoilers in this episode! Keep that in mind.

Like I mentioned before this is Part 1 because there's going to be another all-new Ian Hates Movies on IT with Grey Sorenson of the band Charlatan for Part 2! In this episode, Ian and Grey will talk the new movie and the miniseries compared to the book! Stay tuned for Part 2!

Until then, let's get to Part 1 of Ian Hates Movies! 

P.S. - Please forgive Ian once again. He just had oral surgery and recovery is on-going. 

Does Ian Hate IT...

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Krampus (2015) - IHMovies #50

Wait...that's not Santa! It's...KRAMPUS!!!!!!

Kelly is definitely on the naughty list and Ian's on the nice list (of course), but since he was in the vicinity of her, Krampus has sucked them both into hell! Oh no! Well, at least they can still do the show! Listen in as Ian and Kelly tackle the Christmas horror/comedy Krampus (2015)! The release year is added because there are a ton of straight-to-DVD movies with similar names (as Kelly can attest to). Christmas tangents galore for your ear-holes on the way! Also, if somehow you didn't understand the ending to the movie, you will after this!

Does Ian Hate Krampus...

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I Know What You Did Last Summer (1+2) - Ian Hates Movies #42

Really, there are too many hack jokes that go along with the title 'I Know What You Did Last Summer' that there's no point to rehash them here. All you need to know (get it...) is that Kelly is back and this week it's a two-for-one with 'I Know What You Did Last Summer' and "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer'. In 1997 and 1998, these two films won longest title awards...they certainly weren't winning anything else beside worst commercial for Gorton's Fish-sticks! Bu dum ch! These films have so much to make fun of that Ian and Kelly don't even comment on Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar getting together in real life! Just listen, you'll like it! Does Ian Hate I Know What You Did Last Summer...

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P.S. - Ian is recovering (and still suffering) through an ear issue. He hopes it does not affect the quality of the show.

Long days and pleasant nights.

Dracula 2000 - Ian Hates Movies #40

Welcome to Wes Craven presents Ian Hates Movies 2000! On this volume, Ian and Kelly will be talking, not just Dracula, but Dracula 2000! Why the 2000 at the end of the title? Well it makes the movie sound cooler right?...And it was made in the year 2000 so...

Let's leave the trashing for the show, shall we? Haha. This movie has everything! There's a vampire...and....a Virgin megastore....and...just listen to find out! Does Ian Hate Dracula 2000...

Vitamin C NAKED!

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Ian and Kelly apologize to Jonny Lee Miller and Jennifer Esposito for calling them by the wrong names...

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1408 - Ian Hates Movies #39

We've only just begun...

If you didn't get that, you certainly will when you listen to this volume of Ian Hates Movies! Ian and Kelly kill this one...literally! Finally, it's a good Stephen King adaptation! And, fun fact, it's the second Stephen King adaptation starring John Cusack and Sam Jackson Ian and Kelly have discussed. We won't talk about the one again...but you can figure it out by going through the archives, haha. 1408 also has one of Ian's favorite horror movie scenes of all time! So knuckle up because this is going to be a fun one! Does Ian Hate 1408...

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The Amityville Horror (2005) - Ian Hates Movies #38

The clock says 3:15 AM so that means something bad is about to happen...that's why it's time for another Ian Hates Movies! It's the horror movie time of year, so Ian and Kelly wanted to start with something that was pretty damn funny...and sexy...hahaha, The Amityville Horror remake from 2005! Now, you all know how Ian feels about remakes and reboots, but do you know how he feels about ghosts and haunted houses? If you don't, you certainly will soon! Does Ian Hates The Amityville Horror (2005)...

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Long days and pleasant nights.