Warcraft - Ian Hates Movies #69

Why are Ian and Kelly talking Warcraft on Ian Hates Movies? Did you forget about the major motion picture that came out last year? Of course you did, you and everyone else in America. But, if from overseas, it's probably your favorite movie apparently!

Keep in mind, this is Warcraft: The Movie, not Warcraft: The Game, so please don't expect Ian and Kelly to know anything about the game! But, that one Orc is super hot! Which one? You'll have to listen to find out!

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Logan - Ian Hates Movies #62

Three weeks in a row Ian and Kelly have gone to the theaters to see movies. That's gotta be a record! In this week's episode of Ian Hates Movies, Ian and Kelly talk the new FOX/Marvel superhero movie Logan starring Mr. Wolverine, Hugh Jackman!

Is this the best superhero movie so far? Is it the saddest? The most realistic maybe? Tune in to see what Ian and Kelly have to say about the newest chapter in Wolverine's movie career.

Enough talk, listen to the new episode of Ian Hates Movies on Logan and hear Ian get all choked up and show emotion!

P.S. - Ian might be getting sick again and it can be heard slightly in his voice, stupid cold weather! Anyone want to pay him to move to Texas already? Any jobs available?

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Gremlins - Ian Hates Movies #51

No intro today, just read one of the greatest monologues in cinema history that takes place in the 1984 "family" movie Gremlins!

"The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus."

Now listen to Ian and Kelly discuss THAT! By the way, Kelly is traumatized by Gremlins so enjoy that as well!

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Krampus (2015) - IHMovies #50

Wait...that's not Santa! It's...KRAMPUS!!!!!!

Kelly is definitely on the naughty list and Ian's on the nice list (of course), but since he was in the vicinity of her, Krampus has sucked them both into hell! Oh no! Well, at least they can still do the show! Listen in as Ian and Kelly tackle the Christmas horror/comedy Krampus (2015)! The release year is added because there are a ton of straight-to-DVD movies with similar names (as Kelly can attest to). Christmas tangents galore for your ear-holes on the way! Also, if somehow you didn't understand the ending to the movie, you will after this!

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