The Family Man - Ian Hates Movies #52

Ian and Kelly are back with their final installment of the holiday movie series for 2016. This time, it's a different choice for them. A movie maybe you'd never expect, The Family Man starring Nicolas Cage and Tea Leoni! See, Ian kind of has emotions (Kelly has absolutely zero though!). Just listen and you'll see what I'm talking about. Back to "regular" movies after this one!

Does Ian Hate The Family Man...

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Long days and pleasant nights.

Gremlins - Ian Hates Movies #51

No intro today, just read one of the greatest monologues in cinema history that takes place in the 1984 "family" movie Gremlins!

"The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus."

Now listen to Ian and Kelly discuss THAT! By the way, Kelly is traumatized by Gremlins so enjoy that as well!

Does Ian Hate Gremlins...

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Long days and pleasant nights.

Krampus (2015) - IHMovies #50

Wait...that's not Santa! It's...KRAMPUS!!!!!!

Kelly is definitely on the naughty list and Ian's on the nice list (of course), but since he was in the vicinity of her, Krampus has sucked them both into hell! Oh no! Well, at least they can still do the show! Listen in as Ian and Kelly tackle the Christmas horror/comedy Krampus (2015)! The release year is added because there are a ton of straight-to-DVD movies with similar names (as Kelly can attest to). Christmas tangents galore for your ear-holes on the way! Also, if somehow you didn't understand the ending to the movie, you will after this!

Does Ian Hate Krampus...

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Long days and pleasant nights.

Reindeer Games - Ian Hates Movies #49

Reindeer Games (2000)...really? Well...tis the season right?

Listen in to hear Ian and Kelly talk the rather HATED "Christmas" heist movie Reindeer Games starring Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron, and Gary Sinise. What happened? That's what Ian and Kelly will try to explain while asking even more questions like:

Why did they do that?

Wouldn't he be safe if he just did this?

And so forth, and so on...

Does Ian Hate Reindeer Games...

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Long days and pleasant nights.